Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is an intimate underground nightclub at 423 16th St in South Beach, built around house and electronic music rather than bottle-service spectacle. It is a small, dimly lit room with a devoted following, a rotating lineup of house and techno DJs, and a signature disco shark suspended over the dance floor. Doors run Wednesday through Saturday, 10 PM to 5 AM.

The music and the room

The draw here is the booking and the crowd, not scale. Do Not Sit brings globally recognized house and electronic DJs to a snug, artfully designed space in the Lincoln Road district — the kind of room where the sound system and the dance floor are the point. The disco shark overhead has become the club’s calling card. Expect a music-first crowd that comes for the DJ rather than a see-and-be-seen scene.

Hours, location, and tables

Do Not Sit On The Furniture is at 423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, open Wednesday through Saturday from 10 PM to 5 AM and closed Sunday through Tuesday. Table reservations and bottle service are available for groups and busier weekend nights, and the venue also books private events. For more South Beach nightlife, see our best nightclubs in Miami Beach guide.

Who it is for

Do Not Sit fits people who want a real underground club night — house and electronic music in an intimate room — over a large-format, mainstream South Beach production. It is best for dedicated dance-music fans, late-night crowds, and small groups who would rather focus on the DJ than the address.